Operating a Seltzer Bottle Improperly…

…is a heck of a lot more fun. It’s like having your own private super soaker on-hand 24 hours a day. All you do is fill it up, charge it, and you’re loaded for bear. But wait! Don’t you have to wait around for the CO2 to dissolve? Not at all. In fact it’s the un-dissolved gas that’s responsible for pushing the water out of the nozzle. So the longer you wait, the less distance you’ll have when you finally go after your children or spouse with it. And they’ve been asking for it this week. Oh yes…have they ever…