The Nervous Dessert

Making panna cotta has reminded me once again what a truly remarkable substance gelatin is. It has the ability to turn virtually any liquid into a wiggly, trembling semi-solid. Something for which my 2-year-old daughter will be forever grateful. How can a mere protein powder be responsible for feats as spectacular as these? Because of […]

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Good! Fake, but good!

Just took a moment out of a full day to get the caramel sauce made for the panna cotta (company ETA: 7:00 PM). It’s nice. Light…aromatic, it’ll be a perfect match for the cream. There’s just one thing: it isn’t actually a caramel sauce, it’s a syrup. It plays at being a caramel…it’s got the […]

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Gilding the Lilly

But then a little of the sweet stuff never really hurt anything. And anyway, I don’t want to get branded as some sort of pastry purist, a Quaker with a whisk. I’ve been known to drizzle any number of condiments on a panna cotta. Caramel is a classic match with dairy, followed closely by fresh […]

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Oh…

…and why is it called “malt” when it’s really barley? Because malt isn’t really a type of grain like the the beer adds seem to imply (we use nothing but the finest malt and amber hops…). It’s a process. “Malting” just means “sprouting”, like when you make your own bean sprouts or start the Chia […]

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And the extra credit goes to…

One fun thing about Food Network recipes are the comments people make about them. Much of the time, a click on the “Reviews” button takes you to a bizarre universe of praise, cheap shots, rants, non-sequiturs, and slow-motion arguments that take years to resolve. Amusing as they are though, they’re almost never useful. Especially when […]

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For the Week of April 24, 2006

This week’s theme is foods with double consonants. In that spirit I have two Italian offerings for you. This week’s pastry project is a simple-but-elegant Italian stand-by known as Panna Cotta This week’s bread is the same as last week’s because well, I did absolutely nothing with it. Ciabatta I promise I’ll make more headway […]

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Sweet Home Chicago VII

This week’s pizza’s not even out of the oven and I can already tell it’s going to be too bready for the missus. I had misgivings about keeping the overnight dough fermentation step in the process. Cutting the yeast amount down to a 1/4 teaspoon doesn’t really matter if you give it plenty of time […]

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Putty in My Hands

Got an email asking what fondant is. Basically, it’s sugar putty. A soft, all-sugar candy that you can form into various shapes, or roll out into sheets. It can be colored and/or flavored in just about any way you can think of. Cake makers roll it into sheets and drape it over cakes to give […]

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Deadline? What’s a Deadline?

Friday afternoons and work just weren’t meant to go together. Yet I’m having an extremely tough time goofing off. It’s pouring down rain right now in Lousiville, and that put a stop to the Blue Angel practice session that was in action (they’re in town to help kick off the two-week party orgy that is […]

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