A regular reader (who’s calling himself “Vlad” this weekend) writes:
On behalf of the life impaired community, I wish to thank you for so eloquently highlighting an important point: that people without a pulse can still make a positive contribution to society. Those of us who are currently dealing with what is widely considered to be life’s ultimate disability thank you.
My pleasure, er…Vlad. Don’t forget I come from Chicago, a city famous for championing the rights of the deceased. Dead people have been voting there for decades.