Well, the results are in, happy people live longer. But then you knew that. Strange that Restaurant Business would publish an article like this, but then I guess I’ve known my share of surly cooks, chefs, management and owners. Looking over their list of happy-making tips, I was pleased to see I’ve done most of them, with the notable exception of avoiding having children. Great! Why didn’t somebody tell me that children were going to ruin my life? Oh no wait, somebody did. My parents.