I have a confession to make…

In light of the Gay Girl in Damascus blogging scandal and the Lez Get Real blogging scandal, I think it’s high time I came clean about my real identity. I’m ashamed to admit that in reality my name is Jane Meat and I work the grill station at a Ponderosa Steakhouse in Newark, New Jersey. I know it’s all a gigantic shock. I just wanted to be loved…is that so wrong?

9 thoughts on “I have a confession to make…”

  1. You mean people tell lies on the Internet? I am shocked, shocked.

    Waiting for that baked Alaska, Mr. Pastry. (Or whoever you are!)

  2. While you’re working the grill, say “Hi” to Elvis, he was working there on the night shift last time I went past.

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