Eye Pastry

It’s been a long week of science with precious little connection to the actual practice of baking. Just to show I haven’t totally lost touch with pastry reality, here are the eclairs I assembled this afternoon for one of the wife’s departmental meetings (thank God eclair shells freeze so well). Here’s to the end of […]

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So What’s With the Yogurt Container Thing?

It’s a marketing gimmick of course. Something some clever French yogurt company executive thought of to sell more yogurt. Not unlike the marshmallow treats recipe on the back of every box of Rice Krispies, except in this you measure out the cake with the container the yogurt came in. Western popular food culture is of […]

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I Own This Town

Getting those coffee cakes baked off in time for the wife to take them to her early class meant rising about 5:30. The first order of business was to acquire some new eggs (I wasn’t about to use those runny old things for my glaze). Happily the mega-mart two blocks away is open all night. […]

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On the Rarity of Really Good Eggs

Every baker has a go-to pastry. The thing you can do with you eyes closed, that never fails to impress, the ingredients for which are always at-the-ready for when surprise guests show up, a neighbor’s great uncle dies or your spouse commits you to a bake sale without your knowledge. For me it’s coffee cake. […]

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Hello Kiddies…

Well it’s been quite a week. The site went down Friday, came back Saturday and remained stuck in cardiac arrhythmia all week. Things are just starting to come back together now, but hopefully the joepastry.com experience will be vastly improved going forward. I have a new host and upgraded software which should both speed things […]

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What the Hell Happened?

I was in the process of having the site moved to a new server when, er…something happened, no one seems to know what. Except that the thing got all messed up. I wasn’t going to be posting for several days anyway while the move happened, but this is a more embarrassing version of what I […]

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NOW I went and did it.

Remember my little anti-Tuscan olive oil rant from a few days back? Actually it wasn’t so much a rant as a statement of opinion. Well when I wrote that I was forgetting that my mother-in-law is going to be shelling out some big dollars for a trip to Tuscany this summer (the centerpiece of which […]

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