Well, it’s that time of year again…

Baking season. That and something else having to do with the birth of the Christ child. What’s it called again…? Anyway, what with everybody out there planning their ginger-almond bread puddings and vintage chocolate Bûche de Noëls, I thought it’d be nice to get down to basics with the all-time most undervalued Christmas confection: the […]

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Leftovers Fit for a King

Well it was a memorable holiday with the extended Pastry family up in French Lick, Indiana (no snickering, you in the back!). What, you mean you’ve never heard of French Lick, Indiana? It’s only the home town of Larry Bird, one of the greatest NBA players of all time. It also happens to be the […]

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That Turkey Day Family Dischord

…may not be your fault. According to a new study by researchers at Oxford University, tryptophan, the amino acid in turkey that’s known to cause drowsiness, also negatively impacts the human sense of trust. So if you feel like your mother is casting you a strange sidelong glance and your brother is plotting to steal […]

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The High Holidays of Mayonnaise

…have officially begun. Turkey sandwiches, turkey salad, turkey hash, turkey casserole (or “hot dish” as I knew it when I lived up in Minnesota). Let the egg and oil emulsion extravaganza begin! And while you may be tempted to go for the usual Hellman’s or Kraft, I recommend a heaping spoonful of Duke’s if you […]

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Brick Oven Update 2

Scrambling to get my affairs in order before we bug out of town for a long Thanksgiving weekend. However I wanted to provide a brick oven update for the curious. It is indeed coming along. Great strides will almost certainly be made by my intrepid mason in my absence. For now here’s where we are. […]

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No More German Food Jokes

Looks like the new wave of German chefs, not unlike like Rommel’s fifth panzer division, really means business. My only question is, when the Germans once again go storming across the Maginot Line, what will they be after? Haricots verts?

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Is it Pudding or is it Cake?

Looking down below at my first attempt at Woodford pudding, it’s reasonable to wonder: isn’t this pudding actually some kind of cake? And indeed this pudding is very cake-like. Which is to say it’s floury and crumbly, characteristics we Americans are unaccustomed to seeing in our puddings. For us, a pudding is a custard-type concoction. […]

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