Making ze poured fondant

Traditionally, poured fondant was made by making a dense sugar syrup, then stirring it over a period of about half an hour until it turned into fondant. Fortunately, the modern age brought us the food processor, which made things much easier. The new standard poured fondant recipe goes like this: 2 1/2 cups (17.5 ounces) […]

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Just what is fondant anyway?

Sugar putty, basically. It’s the white chewy stuff that makes up the inside of bonbons, you know what I mean…the “creams”. But then it’s also the semi-transparent liquid stuff that’s inside those runny-in-the-center chewing gums or chocolate covered cherries. However these days when people say “fondant” they mostly mean a cake covering of some sort, […]

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Flavored wax and other delights.

Got this message a couple of weeks ago from my good friend Sally C., after I posted that picture of little Josephine’s fuscia birthday cake: Tell me something – does your fondant taste like flavored wax? Every fondant I’ve ever had tastes terrible!! I understand the need for it in things like decorated cakes, but […]

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What’s the big deal about mixing?

Mixing is arguably the most critical step in the baking process, the one that dictates more than any other what the end product will be. Don’t believe me? Imagine for a moment that you’re observing a baker at a work table. In front of him are indeterminate quantities of flour, fat, sugar, milk and eggs. […]

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The Unconscious Baker

One thing I forgot to mention is that ammonium carbonate is also a common smelling salt. For those of you who don’t know what smelling salts are, they’re the stuff that Moe used to revive Curly every time a tipped store shelf brought a long succession of jars, canned goods, bottled beer, cast iron skillets, […]

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New Site Feature II

Under construction, off to the right, is a new set of categories called “Joe’s Baking Basics”. They’re an attempt, not unlike “Joe’s How-To’s” to make this site more broadly useful as a reference tool. Much as I enjoy the ephemeral, sweeping nature of the blog format, it’s been pointed out that for those who don’t […]

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Good ol’ cornbread

And if it’s got nice big pieces of bacon baked into it, so much the better. Cornbread would have been one of the standard applications for chemical leaveners back in the day, since the ingredients were both inexpensive and very easy to transport. This recipe is a very sturdy version that calls for a high […]

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“Clabbering” at home.

Most days it’s a fair bet that should the biscuit bug strike, I won’t have any buttermilk hanging around in the fridge (and if I do, it’s usually been hanging around if you follow me). Happily, you don’t really need store-bought buttermilk to make buttermilk biscuits. As I mentioned, there is no real buttermilk around […]

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