35 Blocks for a Knish

Take heed all you just-married guys out there: this is the kind of dedication you engender when you’re as good a husband as Joe is. The missus walked all the way down from 87th and Amsterdam to about 50th and Broadway, just to take a picture of a knish.

You know, honey, I’d have preferred that you’d opened the foil a bit more so the folks at home could see the squared corners of the slab, but don’t worry, you’re doing great! Keep hoofin’! At this rate I figure you can make it out to Knish Nosh in Queens by sundown!