What, no Derby Pie?

Shhh!! You trying to get me sued? The local makers of Derby Pie are so aggressive in defending their trademark that a baker can get sued for even speaking those words aloud! In fact, I think you can be prosecuted in this state for even thinking about them without a trademark insignia next to them. So no, those of you who wrote in and asked me, I’m not going to blog about Derby Pie. Now forget this post ever happened!