Sally Struthers Moment

I’m an organized fellow, but have great empathy for the organizationally-challenged among us. In fact I’m married to such a person, a college professor, a member of a demographic segment that often suffers from shocking disability in this area. Mrs. Pastry’s IQ is in the top one percent of civilized society, however where organizational acuity is concerned, her abilities rank just below those of the great apes. That’s why, when I was sent a press release from this organization, which specializes in helping those with party and/or hospitality needs to formulate and follow through on their plans, I was determined to do all I could to publicize this important cause. If you or one of your loved ones suffers from chronic organizational disability (C.O.D.), please take a moment to familiarize yourself with this important new service. Together we can put an end to C.O.D. in our lifetime. Thank you and God bless.

Oh Lord, I’ll be sleeping on the couch tonight for sure.