Talk about a bomb!

Lord, my weekend numbers were abysmal. I haven’t had so little traffic in close to a year! I tried to rationalize it…that everybody was just watching the Kentucky Derby this weekend. But the race is only two minutes long!

I’m losing my fan base! I need a ratings gimmick! Kill off a cast member maybe? A week of episodes by the beach? Aaron Spelling, where are you now when I need you?