It’s Christmas time…

So why does my humor seem to be turning to the morbid? I guess it was that reference to Hansel and Gretel. It brought to my mind one of my favorite gags from the faux-newspaper The Onion. It was just an illustration and a headline. The cartoon was a panorama of blood-spattered elves, wolves eating people, and an old woman stuffed into a smoldering oven. The headline read: “German Fairy Tale Ends Predictably”. I wish I could show it to you. All I found online was a detail of the full picture on the Onion web site. I promise nothing morbid all day tomorrow.